Some fun message tones to enjoy on your iPhone

I have been enjoying various message ringtones on my iPhone recently – very happy that iOS5 finally brought customisable message tones into the mix.

I don’t like many funny phone call ringtones, but message tones can be great as they are short, sweet, and you don’t have to pick up your phone or take it out of your pocket when one goes off.

There have been many amusing incidents during the last few months, when in a serious conversation at work, an important meeting, out to lunch with friends or even just in the lift with strangers, when from my pocket Gene Hunt shouts “Shut It!“, or Droopy exclaims drolly “You know what, that makes me Mad” or when Baron Silas Greenback‘s pet, Nero, simply goes “Oowwwaaaaaaarg!” Timing is everything, and they’ve often been a conversation starter or stopper just at the right moment. Plus my kids just love them, though I had to change one to stop them just going round saying “Shut It!” all the time.

Without further ado here is a selection of my favourites for you to have fun with:

 

Danger Mouse

First set is from Danger Mouse, one of my all time favourite animates series; featuring Danger Mouse (aka David Jason from Only Fools an Horses) and Penfold (aka Terry Scott) among others.

 

danger_mouse.zip

 

 

Gene Hunt

Second up are some great quotes from the tough 1970′s Mancunian Copper Gene Hunt (aka Philip Glenister) from the brilliant BBC series Life on Mars, , and the follow-up Ashes to Ashes.

 

gene_hunt.zip

 

One quote I’m missing from this batch is my favourite “Freeze, you’re surrounded by armed bastards!“. If anyone has this audio file let me know!

 

Tex Avery

Finally these classics from various Tex Avery cartoons, a man born over 100 years ago whom still influences our culture today; featuring Droopy and many more bizarre but fantastic cartoon characters from many years ago.

 

tex_avery.zip

 

Format and installation

The files are in .m4r format, meaning all you have to do is drag and drop the unzipped files into iTunes then sync them with your iOS device (see the ringtone tab for your device in iTunes). This is exactly the same as .m4a format – just need to rename the file.

 

I apologize for not including many big garish flashing florescent banners and text advertising “FREE RINTONES!” to attract your attention. I really do hate those type of sites!. And I can guarantee these zip files contain no viruses or malware – though you’ll obviously just have to take my word on that!

All copyrights remain with the original artists/companies etc.

Enjoy!

And if they do eventuate in any amusing stories, feel free to share them in the comments here…

 

Today Google announced they are killing off Wave. Finally. Adobe Flash for mobile id dead. Finally.

I thought it was abut time I reviewed my year old Say Goodbye post to see what has changed since and what’s the state of play now. That post was (when written) going to be my last post, but – as I said things come and go in waves…

Nov 2010 Status today?
Flash will fade away Adobe abandons work on Flash plug-in for mobile devicesAdobe “We will no longer continue to develop Flash Player in the browser to work with new mobile device configurations”

Occupy Flash! - The movement to rid the world of the Flash Player plugin

Silverlight will go the same way Not looking good
Google Earth is here to stay Still good
As is Wikipedia Still good – but needs money (and has a funny way of asking for it!)
though I must say
I prefer h2g2 Moved from the bbc to it’s own site now
Yahoo take two steps forward, three back
MySpace, sorry, but following you lack Dead, soon to be buried
America On Line – gone off-line Who? Oh but they do own TechCrunch, which I like.
the phoenix has phizzled
Ping just pongs does anyone use that?
Syonara Symbian Let it go Nokia!
Beebo’s a dodo Any news on beebo.com?
IE, who uses that?
Linux for servers and die-hards
Less about the OS, more about the Apps though iOS5 is good.
iPhone will just get better Roll on number 5
iPad and iPod will follow suit
What happened to the old fashioned letter? Maybe there’s a new lease of life? (Apple Cards)
now that point is mute
Moores law will carry on, or double
Palm – who? They’re in trouble  WebOS? – let’s move on?
CDs – a year or two  Maybe another year, or two…
DVDs – maybe five
Digg dug its grave digg goes down
Twitter will grow a bit more, flatten out and dive Still going strong (but what proportion is good content?)
(unless they add something new)
Facebook will get bigger but not forever mm, so so. Still has it’s uses for now.
It is to the naughties what Yahoo was to the nineties
Riding the peak of the wave
Something else will come and it will fade away
A Modern Messaging System? Facebook messaging system – just annoys the c^#p out of me combining all your messages with one person in one stream. I avoid as far as possible.
Not impressed, not excited, 5/10, could do better
Everything comes and goes in waves, except Google Wave – that just went http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15853323
Waved goodbye before saying hello
Social networks become anti-social networks – why not just talk to people?  Please do
Get outside and go  Go
Camping, get back to nature, move to the country (the next big thing?)
Skype n Facetime – Video and VoIP good for us
Google talk – only in the US  Still not in Australia!
Say hello to Graphene – that’s one to watch  It’s going to be big – keep watching!
Blogging is old hat (so why am I doing that?)  I agree.
Perhaps I should stop.  I tried. Maybe I will now.
 

Apple doesn’t support iCloud on Windows XP, however…. Apple’s iCloud Control Panel for Windows clearly states its minimum requirements are Microsoft Windows Vista SP2 or Windows 7 (and for good reason I think, see below…). If you try to install it on Windows XP you get a message saying it won’t work on that version. Some people are stuck on XP for various reasons. For me, my work place is very slow or reluctant to upgrade, sadly. I see on various posts about iCloud and Windows XP the (pointless) discussion going on about – well you should simply upgrade Windows! You [read more...]

 

Walkman – Pilot As new technology is developed we say often say goodbye to the old, sometimes reluctantly, sometimes with fond memoires. Most recently but not surprisingly, the original Sony Walkman hit the dust. I was more surprised to find out it was still being manufactured up until now! I’ve still got one sitting somewhere of course, along side an original Sony Minidisc player. The 1/4″ floppy stopped being manufactured this year (a fantastic ice scraper for your car btw). Being a hoarder I’ve got quite a few things sitting around, including one of the the first real touch screen devices, [read more...]

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Further to my previous post on flavors.me, which is a brilliantly simple yet effective concept to gather up your many profiles and persona, and present yourself on the web (read more detail in previous post if you don’t know about it) – They’ve just updated the service with some key improvements that us users had asked for: They’ve acquired the domain flavours.me which now mirrors everything at flavors.me – excellent for us British English speaking users It no longer runs on Flash – so now iPhone and iPad browsers can view sites They’ve improved their customer support over on Get Satisfaction [read more...]

 

The world’s first road legal flying car! I’ve been watching Parajet’s Skycar development since January ’09 when I heard about what the flying car they had developed and their planned expedition to fly from London to Tombouctou, on Chris Evans’ BBC Radio 2 Show Podcast. Back then they were testing it out and preparing for the expedition. It was mentioned on the show, a few key things that immediately caught my undivided attention: To fly it you only needed a Paragliding licence The car would be fully roadworthy to drive around town It takes about 3 minutes to self launch the [read more...]

 

UPDATE October 2011 SugarSync now rules… SugarSync is now, by a far my favourite for online cloud storage and syncing files. Great new features on iPhone App, and excellent support and updates. They also give you 5Gb free to start with. I’ve also just installed and used their Outlook add-in which makes emailing big files a sinch. Zumodrive unfortunately has had no updates in a long time; It has crashed on my iPhone several times when accessing files; I’ve encountered blank files in linked shared folders updated by others. (Old Article updated 28th October ’10) I’ve tried and tested 4 different [read more...]

 

I have been a fan of Cooliris since it’s first release as PicLens in 2007, and it just keeps getting better. It’s a fantastic must have plug in for your browser, that is designed to present your photos and other media as an interactive 3D wall, easy, intuitive, fun and a delight to navigate around. Initially it was for photos and linked with Facebook, Flickr and Picasa sites to view albums there. Now it includes movies and other media and is also available for your iPhone (stating its “The best way to enjoy media on iPhone” – and I agree) or [read more...]

 

Since my original list of bits and bobs, these have been a part of my recent internet safari: h2g2 aardvark IMDb ReQall Twitterfeed Dlvr.it Duck Duck Go Movie Clips iPhone icon Generator Blubrry Many WordPress Plug-ins Always happy to answer any questions on these topics or those on my initial list. Just ask!

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